the garbage disposal is broken and the sink floods.
two nights ago both of the shower doors fell, one toward the door and one on top of me. i lunged for the former thinking "more broken glass?!?" and somehow caught it before it hit the ground. for a second i was naked with the water running, stretched, holding two giant panes of glass with no way of putting either down.
the oven doesn't work.
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hawt.
the only reason the front door closes is because cesar fixed it. with duct tape.
crook ed
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