OVERHEARD @CH

I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH  YOUR FUCKING RASH.

overheard @ 16th btwn chestnut + walnut

on a cell phone:

"motherfucker! you're making me so mad that i'm screaming at you! and all these people are looking at me like i'm a fucking crazy!"

OVERHEARD @ CH

"i think your mom would like me




if i was not drunk."

OVERHEARD @ CH

"Sometimes I wish that you could just pay to fuck your friends" 

on the way to work: "BICTH" spray painted on the side of a truck, a baby with acne, a man with "CLAUDIA" tattooed diagonally across one side of his neck, Claudia (?) with her arm around him, a person sitting alone at a table, shouting, with papers spread in front of her. "i like middles," he continued "it is in the middle that extremes clash, where ambiguity recklessly rules."

hopewell: "in five minutes we saw a fight, a woman's cold ass and a man break into an ATM ("mac machine")"

OVERHEARD@ CH

"you ain't homeless, you got braces!"

dawn of a new era

"...tequila-water."

overheard@ CH

whispered: "we have over 50 beers in this house"

overheard @ CH

"all of a sudden everybody loooooves vodka water"

"i'll have just-water"

overheard @ CH

"Nikki! Talk to me about the titties in Top Gun" 

overheard@CH

"we're children to the same beastly mother" re:CROOKED+roofless.

overheard @ CH

"when are we?"

overheard @ CH

"i've pooped more at bars than here"